Wear your inner monologue on your sleeve (well, your shoulder) with our Sarcastic Canvas Totes!
If your primary language is sarcasm and you have a "resting gym face" even when you aren't at the gym, these bags were made for you. We’ve combined high-quality construction with the dry wit you need to survive grocery shopping, office meetings, and social interaction in general.
Witty & Brutal Designs: Choose from a massive collection of snarky quotes, deadpan humor, and "unhelpful" advice. From office-space cynicism to "Introverts Unite" (separately, of course).
Single or Double Sided: Choose single-sided for a subtle jab, or go double-sided so people can read your attitude whether you’re coming or going.
The "Handle with Care" Size: At 11 x 14 inches, it’s perfectly sized to carry all your essentials—and the weight of your daily frustrations.
Ink That Lasts (Unlike Your Patience): Our sublimation process dyes the ink directly into the fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade, even after a million "per my last email" moments and multiple trips through the wash.
Custom Levels of Petty: Have a specific inside joke or a custom insult you’d like to see in print? Other custom text and sarcastic designs are available upon request!
Nothing says "team bonding" like shared sarcasm. We offer discounted bulk pricing for:
Office teams who survive on caffeine and cynicism
Bachelorette parties with a sense of humor
Sarcastic "Survival Kits" for teachers or retail workers
Event giveaways for brands that don't take themselves too seriously
Need a large quantity to annoy a lot of people at once? Message us today for a custom bulk quote!
Wear your inner monologue on your sleeve (well, your shoulder) with our Sarcastic Canvas Totes!
If your primary language is sarcasm and you have a "resting gym face" even when you aren't at the gym, these bags were made for you. We’ve combined high-quality construction with the dry wit you need to survive grocery shopping, office meetings, and social interaction in general.
Witty & Brutal Designs: Choose from a massive collection of snarky quotes, deadpan humor, and "unhelpful" advice. From office-space cynicism to "Introverts Unite" (separately, of course).
Single or Double Sided: Choose single-sided for a subtle jab, or go double-sided so people can read your attitude whether you’re coming or going.
The "Handle with Care" Size: At 11 x 14 inches, it’s perfectly sized to carry all your essentials—and the weight of your daily frustrations.
Ink That Lasts (Unlike Your Patience): Our sublimation process dyes the ink directly into the fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade, even after a million "per my last email" moments and multiple trips through the wash.
Custom Levels of Petty: Have a specific inside joke or a custom insult you’d like to see in print? Other custom text and sarcastic designs are available upon request!
Nothing says "team bonding" like shared sarcasm. We offer discounted bulk pricing for:
Office teams who survive on caffeine and cynicism
Bachelorette parties with a sense of humor
Sarcastic "Survival Kits" for teachers or retail workers
Event giveaways for brands that don't take themselves too seriously
Need a large quantity to annoy a lot of people at once? Message us today for a custom bulk quote!
